tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13367067546629236562012-01-13T20:11:10.429-08:00nyoronâhumuwhen parody meets lifeUtihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.comBlogger1641100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-45807239603783431582012-01-13T20:11:00.000-08:002012-01-13T20:11:10.449-08:00setelah pesan-pesan berikut<b>bu lala:</b> sudah mengerjakan latihannya anak-anak?<br /><b>murid:</b> udah bu... ayo pulang!<br /><b>bu lala:</b> oke, yang sudah selesai boleh pulang...<br /><b>murid:</b> HOREEE *beres-beres*<br /><b>bu lala:</b> ...setelah kuis berikut<br /><b>murid:</b> APA~ nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-4580723960378343158?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-26496323907153976482012-01-06T06:15:00.000-08:002012-01-06T06:16:24.900-08:00ketika seorang ibu melihat anaknya di dapur<b>nyokapnya uti:</b> UTI? KAMU BISA MASAK?!<br /><b>uti: </b>alah lebay kan cuma masak mie instant doang.<br /><b>nyokapnya uti:</b> KAMU BISA MASAK MIE INSTANT?!<br /><b>uti: </b>nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-2649632390715397648?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-18457698328719282802012-01-05T02:05:00.001-08:002012-01-05T02:05:45.022-08:00itu obat<b>bangmud: </b>itu minuman jgn diminum.<br /><b>uti: </b>emg kenapa?<br /><b>bangmud:</b> itu obat.<br /><b>uti: </b>obat apa?<br /><b>bangmud:</b> obat haus<br /><b>uti: </b>nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-1845769832871928280?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-8532872791095428252011-12-25T02:13:00.000-08:002011-12-25T02:18:31.239-08:00ibu dan anak<b>kinan: </b>bu, emang aku mirip banget ya sama ibu?<br /><b>nyokapnya kinan: </b>ah, kata siapa?<br /><b>kinan: </b>kata orang-orang.<br /><b>nyokapnya kinan: </b>berarti ibu jelek dong?<br /><b>kinan: </b>nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-853287279109542825?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-49407347076857674902011-12-20T18:57:00.001-08:002011-12-20T18:57:52.672-08:00aku tuh...<b>uti:</b> tina toon aja bisa sekurus itu masa aku ngga<br /><b>abi:</b> uti!<br /><b>uti:</b> apa? aku tuh gendut!<br /><b>abi:</b> halo gendut namaku abi.<br /><b>uti: </b>nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-4940734707685767490?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-50952048130998141902011-12-14T20:21:00.001-08:002011-12-14T20:21:37.964-08:00advice<b>uti: </b>rasanya tuh kaya digantungin sama cowok, ga dikasih kabar tapi masih terus mengharap. sama tuh rasanya!<br /><b>egha:</b> do, berarti kita harus kasih advice ke cewe yg di gantungin.<br /><b>egha + aldo:</b> let it go aja ti. relain!<br /><b>uti:</b> AING BAKAL NGOMPOL KALO AING RELAIN!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-5095204813099814190?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-62216184317951884232011-12-13T23:18:00.000-08:002011-12-13T23:18:14.600-08:00permen<b>keponakannya kinan: </b>mbak, aku lagi makan permen loh<div><b>kinan: </b>ih, nanti batuk gimana?!</div><div><b>keponakannya kinan: </b>enggak kok, kan makan permen cinta~</div><div><b>kinan: </b>nyoro~n</div><div><b>keponakannya kinan: </b>biar aku bisa dapet pacar!</div><div><b>kinan: </b>nyororo~n</div><div><b>keponakannya kinan: </b>terus punya anak~</div><div><b>kinan: </b>nyorerooo~n!</div><div><br /></div><div>p.s.</div><div>doi baru berumur tiga tahun.</div><div>well, kids nowadays.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-6221618431795188423?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-48506727097748757012011-12-13T02:29:00.001-08:002011-12-13T02:29:17.586-08:00colokkin<b>kinan: </b>pak! ini printernya dicolokkin kemana?<div><b>bokapnya kinan: </b>hah? itu dicolokkin.. dicolokkin.. ke idung!</div><div><b>kinan: </b>nyoro~n</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-4850672709774875701?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-56513160287419446062011-11-28T19:59:00.000-08:002011-11-28T20:02:36.793-08:00pensil 2B<b>kinan</b>: bang, aku bagai apa buat abang?<div><b>shin: </b>bagai pensil 2B</div><div><b>kinan: </b>kenapa pensil 2B?</div><div><b>shin: </b>karena aku suka pake pensil 2B :3</div><div><b>kinan: </b>JADI ABANG SUKA MAKE AKU?</div><div><b>shin: </b>nyoro~n</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-5651316028741944606?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-58763631290922188152011-11-24T02:10:00.000-08:002011-11-24T03:37:59.506-08:00perbaikan nilai<b>kinan:</b> bu, saya mau minta perbaikan nilai biologi.<div><b>guru1: </b>boleh, kamu catet tugasnya ya..</div><div><b>kinan:</b> siap!</div><div><b>guru1:</b> kamu beli...</div><div><b>kinan:</b> iya?</div><div><b>guru1:</b> buku 'Wanita-wanita yang mengubah dunia'</div><div><b>kinan:</b> loh? kenapa bu?</div><div><b>guru1:</b> iya soalnya ibu pengen..</div><div><b>kinan:</b> nyoro~n</div><div><br /></div><div><b>kinan:</b> bu minta perbaikan nilai dong..</div><div><b>guru2: </b>boleh.. tugasnya..</div><div><b>kinan:</b> iya bu?</div><div><b>guru2:</b> kumpulkan resep kue kering.</div><div><b>kinan:</b> HAH?</div><div><br /></div><div><b>kinan:</b> bu minta perbaikan nilai fisika dong..</div><div><b>bu lissy:</b> boleh, tapi beliin ibu honda jazz</div><div><b>kinan:</b> ...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-5876363129092218815?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-53661726522560508022011-10-08T20:02:00.000-07:002011-10-08T20:02:21.392-07:00susu pt. 2<b>uti:</b> traktir gar.<br /><b>gari: </b>sok aja<br /><b>uti: </b>mamiii mau susuuuu<br /><b>azis:</b> kamu kan udah punya ih<br /><b>uti: </b>nyoro~n (<a href="http://nyoronhumu.blogspot.com/2010/12/susu.html">angger</a> -_-)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-5366172652256050802?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-69754618875012375232011-10-05T06:49:00.000-07:002011-10-05T06:51:43.121-07:00otaku<b>febry:</b> hey, taku! what are you reading?<div><b>otaku:</b> i'm reading hentai.</div><div><b>febry:</b> what? you suck!</div><div><b>otaku:</b> yes, hentai is about sucking each other.</div><div><b>febry:</b> nyoro~n</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-6975461887501237523?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-34292334669049087492011-09-29T22:40:00.000-07:002011-09-29T22:41:39.326-07:00suatu kutipan novel<b>A</b>: aku mau cari keluar cari angin ah!<div><b>B:</b> ngapain angin dicari?</div><div><b>A:</b> aku kan kekurangan angin</div><div><b>B:</b> emang kamu ban ya?</div><div><b>A:</b> nyoro~n</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-3429233466904908749?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-84183533022055072292011-09-24T13:12:00.001-07:002011-09-24T13:12:59.317-07:00salah satu percakapan di canghegar<b>sapi:</b> cing, maneh leutik2 geus kumisan (kamu kecil2 udah kumisan)<br /><b>kucing: </b>tipada maneh, geus beger susuna kamana2 teu make kutang (daripada kamu, udah gede susunya kemana2 ga make bra)<br /><b>sapi:</b> nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-8418353302205507229?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-27013817132426526042011-09-21T08:46:00.000-07:002011-09-21T08:48:13.375-07:00bolos<b>nyokapnya kinan:</b> ibu hari ini bolos kerja ah..<div><b>adeknya kinan:</b> aku juga bolos ya bu!</div><div><b>nyokapnya kinan:</b> boleh</div><div><b>kinan:</b> aku juga ya bu</div><div><b>nyokapnya kinan:</b> enak aja</div><div><b>kinan:</b> nyoro~n</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-2701381713242652604?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-34443020021274008742011-09-21T07:34:00.005-07:002011-09-21T07:34:26.885-07:00mention seseorang<b>seseorang: </b>hai, punya pensil 2B?<br /><b>uti:</b> punyanya obeng<br /><b>seseorang: </b>nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-3444302002127400874?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-66988783849544648332011-09-18T09:06:00.000-07:002011-09-21T08:51:50.733-07:00achmad fachrudin<b>pa dudi:</b> oke bapak absen ya.. ini siapa namanya.. ahma.. anmba.. ACHMAD FACHRUDIN?<div><b>unik:</b> ANBARUNIK BAPAK!</div><div><b>kinan dan teman sekelas lainnya:</b> nyoro~n</div><div><br /></div><div><i>ACHMAD FACHRUDIN itu kepala sekolah gue..</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-6698878384954464833?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-78109597391067862692011-09-11T08:31:00.000-07:002011-09-11T08:32:38.451-07:00legging<b>rhyma:</b> aku jual legging v-neck loh!<div><b>kinan dan teman-teman lainnya:</b> nyoro~n</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-7810959739106786269?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-78898339586068299512011-09-09T06:57:00.001-07:002011-09-09T06:57:00.223-07:00kakak aku<b>cindy: </b>sumpah pingin punya kakak cowo.<br /><b>uti: </b>nih kakak aku dijual dua2nya. mau?<br /><b>cindy:</b> nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-7889833958606829951?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-7914326165660833082011-08-29T01:54:00.001-07:002011-08-29T01:54:52.189-07:00masih soal thr<b>uti:</b> si ayah udah transfer uang thr?<br /><b>bangmud: </b>udah.<br /><b>uti: </b>aku dapet berapa?<br /><b>bangmud: </b>gocap<br /><b>uti:</b> nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-791432616566083308?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-18856643183116389402011-08-29T01:53:00.001-07:002011-08-29T01:53:43.422-07:00kok kamu ngemis?<b>A: </b>aku ke rumahmu ya bawa sodaraku<br /><b>B:</b> oke.<br /><br /><b>A: </b>loh temenmu artis semua?<br /><b>B:</b> keluargaku kan kaya tujuh turunan.<br /><b>A:</b> kok kamu ngemis?<br /><b>B:</b> ... aku turunan kedelapan<br /><b>A:</b> nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-1885664318311638940?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-25856229741684446022011-08-27T02:40:00.000-07:002011-12-13T02:31:57.206-08:00<b>kinan: </b> kamu sayang aku gak?<br /><div><b>kawe: </b>ngga</div><div><b>kinan: </b>terus ngapain kamu masih sama aku?</div><div><b>kawe: </b>aku juga gatau</div><div><b>kinan: </b>nyoro~n</div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-2585622974168444602?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-59248918732359378932011-08-26T08:18:00.000-07:002011-08-26T08:18:41.676-07:00aku maunya anak tante cowo<b>nyokapnya uti: </b>ti mau ikut jalan2 ga?<br /><b>uti: </b>hayu<br /><b>nyokapnya uti: </b>sama temennya bunda tapi<br /><b>uti:</b> iya hayu<br /><b>nyokapnya uti:</b> sama anaknya juga tapi seumuran kamu da<br /><b>uti:</b> anaknya cewe ato cowo?<br /><b>nyokapnya uti:</b> cewe<br /><b>uti:</b> ga jadi ah<br /><b>nyokapnya uti:</b> nyoro~n <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-5924891873235937893?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-55876534922026747192011-08-25T09:02:00.005-07:002011-08-25T09:02:12.232-07:00uti dan nasib thr nya<b>uti: </b>yah, minta gocap<br /><b>bokapnya uti:</b> nih<br /><b>uti: </b>eh yah kapan aku dapet thr?<br /><b>bokapnya uti:</b> loh itu kan udah?<br /><b>uti:</b> nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-5587653492202674719?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-31388217432660819972011-08-23T05:56:00.001-07:002011-08-23T05:56:35.555-07:00super troll<b>A:</b> yang, aku laper<br /><b>B:</b> nice to meet you, laper!<br /><b>A:</b> yang, aku serius!<br /><b>B: </b>nama kamu bukannya laper?<br /><b>A:</b> kamu bercanda ya?!<br /><b>B: </b>bukan, aku ayang kamu :3<br /><b>A: </b>nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-3138821743266081997?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-19608031943427454732011-08-23T05:52:00.000-07:002011-08-23T05:52:14.138-07:00bahasa inggrisnya jalan2<i>pelajaran bhs inggris</i><br /><br /><b>uti: </b>yad, hobi kamu apa?<br /><b>ziyad: </b>jalan2?<br /><b>uti:</b> jalan2 bahasa inggrisnya apa?<br /><b>ziyad: </b>ngg... walking2?<br /><b>uti: </b>nyoro~n<br /><br /><i>setelah hening beberapa saat</i><br /><br /><b>uti:</b> serius ih apa.<br /><b>ziyad:</b> tanyain si arbie.<br /><b>arbie:</b> ha?<br /><b>ziyad:</b> bhs inggrisnya jalan2 apan sih?<br /><b>arbie:</b> ... walking2?<br /><b>uti + ziyad: </b>nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-1960803194342745473?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-59891945000471535932011-08-23T05:47:00.000-07:002011-08-23T05:47:50.119-07:00cerita hantu di masa smp<b>uti:</b> waktu itu ada bau aneh di kelas aku. seluruh kelas langsung masang tatapan horor. kelas dikosongin dulu.<br /><b>alya: </b>bau apa gitu?"<br /><b>uti: </b>ga tau. setelah keadaan enaken terus aku liat ke sudut kelas. ada sapu sama sodokannya...<br />ANJRIT! aku ngomong gitu.<br /><b>alya: </b>terus bau apa?!<br /><b>uti:</b> tai ucing dong.<br /><b>alya: </b>nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-5989194500047153593?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-3068630991624038662011-08-21T19:53:00.000-07:002011-08-21T20:04:02.549-07:00punya receh?<span style="font-weight: bold;">seseorang: </span>sin, punya receh ga buat bayar parkir?
<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">sintia: </span>cuma ada 10rb tapi.. *ngasih duit*
<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">seseorang:</span> yaudah gapapa, nanti aku gantiin *masukin duit ke dompet*
<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">sintia: </span>ih itu ada receh..
<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">seseorang:</span> anjrit ketauan! *kabur*
<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">sintia:</span> nyoro~n
<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-306863099162403866?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-89854746321765441662011-08-18T21:17:00.000-07:002011-08-18T21:20:35.764-07:00temen blog<span style="font-weight: bold;">ririz:</span> aku lagi bikin project kartu lebaran loooh~
<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">kinan:</span> wah, kirim ke gue dong riz!
<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">ririz:</span> ini mah cuma temen blog tau!
<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">kinan:</span> LAH gue kan temen blog lu!
<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">ririz:</span> oh iya ya..
<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">kinan:</span> nyoro~n
<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-8985474632176544166?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-78087027083799104272011-08-11T03:05:00.000-07:002011-08-11T03:05:59.337-07:00thr taun ini<b>uti: </b>yah, thr aku taun ini berapa?<br /><b>bokapnya uti:</b> 50rb cukup lah ya?<br /><b>uti:</b> nyoro~n<br /><br /><b>uti:</b> bun, thr aku taun ini berapa?<br /><b>nyokapnya uti:</b> emang kamu bakal dapet thr?<br /><b>uti: </b>nyoro~n<br /><br /><b>uti:</b> (kayaknya saya dilahirkan orang2 yg salah -_-)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-7808702708379910427?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-33983049130239874882011-08-02T19:39:00.001-07:002011-08-02T19:39:12.435-07:00jadi selama ini kamu...<i>via twitter</i><br /><br /><b>uti:</b> ngo, tadi sms dari kamu?<br /><b>ungo:</b> ... -_- bukan, dari ki joko bodo.<br /><b>uti:</b> jadi selama ini kamu ki joko bodo...<br /><b>ungo:</b> nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-3398304913023987488?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-32387736801961974942011-07-28T08:16:00.001-07:002011-07-28T08:16:19.774-07:00baju<b>nyokapnya uti:</b> ti pang bukain baju ini dong susah bgt seletingnya di punggung<br /><b>uti: </b>berarti baju ini mengajarkan ketidakmandirian. ngapain coba dibeli<br /><b>nyokapnya uti:</b> nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-3238773680196197494?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-33419671951109997442011-07-22T16:54:00.000-07:002011-07-22T17:01:00.531-07:00kinan muka mahasiswa<i>suatu hari ketika habis pulang les...</i><div><br /></div><div><b>bapak-bapak tidak dikenal: </b>neng, baru pulang kuliah ya?</div><div><b>kinan: </b>he?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-3341967195110999744?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-82245107069517148192011-07-20T01:07:00.000-07:002011-07-20T01:24:51.609-07:00apaan?<span style="font-weight: bold;">kinan<span style="font-weight: bold;">: </span></span>ka! aku dibikinin gelang sama ashter loh! *excited*<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">kawe: </span>ashter itu apa?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">kinan: </span>hah? err..<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">ashter: </span>nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-8224510706951714819?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-40357653460023327722011-07-01T09:08:00.001-07:002011-07-01T09:17:13.144-07:00<div style="text-align: center;">HAPPY BIRTHDAY OUR BELOVED BIG BLOGGER</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >PUTI AZALEA</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">MAY IN THIS SCHWEET SEVENTEEN YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL YEAR!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">XOXO</div><div style="text-align: center;">nyoro~n</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-4035765346002332772?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-16104208272917396182011-06-30T18:38:00.001-07:002011-06-30T18:38:13.278-07:00kado<b>nyokapnya uti: </b>uti selamat ulang taun yg ke 17 ya..<br /><b>uti:</b> iyaaaa...<br /><b>nyokapnya uti:</b> nih kado.<br />*sari roti*<br /><b>uti: </b>nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-1610420827291739618?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-56734839945029056212011-06-25T03:21:00.002-07:002011-06-27T05:42:18.590-07:00ke rumah<b>kinan: </b>de, si uti mau ke rumah loh~<div><b>adenya kinan:</b> oh? mba uti yang tingginya hampir sama kayak aku itu??</div><div><b>kinan:</b> err..</div><div><br /></div><div><b>uti:</b> nyoro~n</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-5673483994502905621?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-8996728594497858102011-06-23T05:17:00.000-07:002011-06-23T05:21:20.462-07:00uti mau ulang taun<b>kinan:</b> gue ngasih kado ke elu apa ya?<div><b>uti:</b> berikan aku sebuah boneka</div><div><b>kinan:</b> teru-teru bozu ya?</div><div><b>uti:</b> nyoro~n</div><div><br /></div><div><b>uti:</b> boleh tapi yang segede badak</div><div><b>kinan:</b> oke, pas buntelannya dibuka isinya sintia</div><div><b>uti:</b> langsung gue buang</div><div><b>kinan:</b> nyoro~n</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-899672859449785810?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-20453232717672327332011-06-23T05:14:00.000-07:002011-06-23T05:16:05.869-07:00nolak<b>kinan:</b> kalo aku nolak dilamar kamu gimana?<div><b>kawe:</b> ya dipelet lah :)</div><div><b>kinan:</b> nyoro~n</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-2045323271767232733?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-52050598761039212542011-06-22T10:40:00.000-07:002011-06-22T10:40:44.078-07:00rapot aku<b>dea:</b> pa, rapot aku gada yg ngambilin.<br /><b>pa epul:</b> yaudah. minjem orang tua siapa dulu gitu<br /><b>dea:</b> nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-5205059876103921254?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-19522729719971098292011-06-20T03:39:00.001-07:002011-06-20T03:39:54.578-07:00di kereta<b>zelika:</b> ti kita tuh udah di jawa tengah ya?<br /><b>uti: </b>ngaco kamu! kita kan tujuannya ke surabaya<br /><b>zelika: </b>loh surabaya kan di jawa tengah?<br /><b>uti: </b>JAWA TIMUR!<br /><b>zelika:</b> nyoro~n<br /><br /><i>ga mau ngaku kalah</i><br /><br /><b>zelika:</b> di jawa tengah ai kamu!<br />semarang dimana?<br /><b>uti: </b>jawa tengah!<br /><b>zelika: </b>ya brarti surabaya di jawa tengah!<br /><b>uti: </b>APA NYAMBUNGNYA?<br /><b>zelika: </b>nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-1952272971997109829?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-32121176303014973982011-06-08T08:05:00.001-07:002011-06-08T08:05:12.097-07:00paha<b>uti: </b>ini mau dijadiin celana, bisa kan?<br /><b>tukang jait:</b> bisa. coba diukur dulu pahanya<br /><b>uti:</b> *ngasih paha*<br /><b>tukang jait:</b> *ngukur*<br />*kaget*<br />*ternganga*<br />*koma 3 minggu*<br />*mencoba tenang*<br />KOK GEDE BANGET YA?<br /><b>uti:</b> <span style="color: red;">JLEB</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-3212117630301497398?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-52559867721329375442011-06-08T08:03:00.001-07:002011-06-08T08:03:55.633-07:00tidur di bali<b>uti: </b>ayo beli tanktop sama celana pendek.<br /><b>nyokapnya uti:</b> buat apa banyak2?<br /><b>uti: </b>soalnya kita mau janjian tidur pake itu di bali.<br /><b>nyokapnya uti: </b>JANGAN! nanti kamu ditelanjangin temen2 kamu terus difoto ama mereka atau ada cowok ngapa2in kamu!<br /><b>uti: </b>nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-5255986772132937544?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-54843241767441143262011-06-07T17:22:00.000-07:002011-06-07T17:28:38.658-07:00pulsa<b>elita:</b> pah, beliin pulsa.<div><b>papahnya elita:</b> iya nanti ya, kamu belajar yang rajin dulu, raih sarjana apa saja secepatnya, cepet kerja...</div><div><b>elita:</b> nyoro~n (kok jadi ceramah -,-)</div><div><br /></div><div><b>sintia:</b> pah, beliin pulsa.</div><div><b>papahnya sintia:</b> itu hape siapa?</div><div><b>sintia:</b> aku</div><div><b>papahnya sintia:</b> ya udah, berarti kamu yang beli.</div><div><b>sintia:</b> nyoro~n</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-5484324176744114326?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-20343279582461259222011-06-06T06:23:00.000-07:002011-06-06T06:23:11.606-07:00bisa beli mobil*di halte bus* <b><br /></b><br /><br /><b>perokok:</b> *ngeluarin bungkus rokok* mau?<br /><b>bukan berokok: </b>ngga makasih :)<br />mas ngerokok sehari bisa habis berapa batang?<br /><b>perokok: </b>bisa sampai 2 bungkus.<br /><b>bukan berokok: </b>emang satu bungkus berapa?<br /><b>perokok: </b>10ribuan lah. <br /><b>bukan berokok: </b>umur mas berapa? dari kapan ngerokok?<br /><b>perokok: </b>saya 45 tahun dan udah sekitar 20 tahunan.<br /><b>bukan berokok: </b>saya kasih gambaran, yah.,1 bungkus harganya 10 ribu,satu hari mas habis 2 bungkus, jadi 20.000. kalo satu bulan jadi 20.000 x 30 = 600.000. jadii kalo satu taon berarti 600.000 x 12 - 7.200.000 , kalo anda udah 20 taun ngerokok berarti 7.200.000 x 20 = 144.000.000 wahh seharusnya kalo mas gak merokok bisa beli mobil tuh!<br /><b>perokok:</b> saya juga mau kasih gambaran. umur mas berapa?<br /><b>bukan berokok: </b>saya? saya 50 tahun. <br /><b>perokok:</b> mas pernah ngerokok ga?<br /><b>bukan berokok: </b>saya? oh engga saya anti rokok.<br /><b>perokok:</b>LAH TERUS KOK MASIH NAIK BUS UMUM?? MOBILNYA MANAAA??<br /><b>bukan berokok: </b>nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-2034327958246125922?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-68841290984096494682011-06-03T02:04:00.000-07:002011-06-03T02:09:49.629-07:00axis<b>ibu-ibu:</b> *lagi nelepon*<div><b>bocah gembel:</b> bu.. pisang gorengnya buu... *nada memelas*</div><div><b>ibu-ibu:</b> *merasa kasihan* berapa harganya, sayang?</div><div><b>bocah gembel:</b> seribu, bu..</div><div><b>ibu-ibu:</b> tiga ratus lima puluh boleh ga?</div><div><b>bocah gembel:</b> jangan ditawaaa~r *pingsan*</div><div><b>ibu-ibu:</b> nyoro~n</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-6884129098409649468?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-10051067333216478852011-05-31T16:39:00.000-07:002011-05-31T16:44:26.210-07:00telepon<em>suatu hari telepon rumah berdering..</em><br /><br /><strong>kinan:</strong> halo?<br /><strong>neneknya kinan:</strong> halo? peni (nama nyokapnya kinan)? aku minggu ngarep ono arisan nang...<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> err.. mbah, ini bukan ibu.<br /><strong>neneknya kinan:</strong> ohaha.. salah ya.. habis suaranya mirip!<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> nyoro~n<br /><br /><em>besoknya telepon kembali berdering..</em><br /><br /><strong>nyokapnya kinan:</strong> halo?<br /><strong>neneknya kinan:</strong> halo, mbak, ibu ada? tolong bilangin ibu ya kalo...<br /><strong>nyokapnya kinan:</strong> errr.. ini peni..<br /><strong>neneknya kinan:</strong> ohaha... nyoro~n.<br /><strong>nyokapnya kinan:</strong> nyoro~n<br /><br /><strong>kinan:</strong> nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-1005106733321647885?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-73096740952653171202011-05-23T22:04:00.000-07:002011-05-23T22:04:34.244-07:0050 ribu<b>uti: </b>yah, aku dikasih berapa pas ke bali?<br /><b>bokapnya uti: </b>50 ribu cukup lah ya?<br /><b>uti: </b>nyoro~n<br /><br /><b>uti:</b> bun, aku dikasih berapa pas ke bali?<br /><b>nyokapnya uti:</b> si ayah mau kasih berapa emang?<br /><b>uti: </b>masa cuma 50 ribu, kan dikit!<br /><b>nyokapnya uti:</b> lah kan cukup?<br /><b>uti:</b> nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-7309674095265317120?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-8020680627627590862011-05-21T08:53:00.001-07:002011-05-21T08:54:11.958-07:00Nyuci?<b>Uti: </b>Teteh mau kemana?<br /><b>Teteh: </b>Ke rumah dulu sehari ya.<br /><b>Uti: </b>Ngapain?<br /><b>Teteh: </b>Nyuci.<br /><b>Uti: </b>Nyuci?<br /><b>Teteh:</b> Iya. Nyuci punya suami<br /><b>Uti:</b>*loading ampe si Teteh pergi*<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-802068062762759086?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-86377034454341862612011-05-16T21:11:00.000-07:002011-05-16T21:14:05.663-07:00muka si kinan berubah-ubah<em>di suatu tempat les..</em><br /><br /><strong>seseorang:</strong> hey, kenalan ya.<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> oke! aku kinan :D<br /><strong>seseorang:</strong> oh.. smp ya? kelas berapa.<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> kelas dua sma *suara berat*<br /><strong>seseorang:</strong> ohaha.. nyoro~n<br /><br /><em>di sebuah spa..</em><br /><br /><strong>seseorang:</strong> kuliahnya di mana mbak?<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> kelas dua sma *nada miris dan berat*<br /><strong>seseorang:</strong> ohaha.. nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-8637703445434186261?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-74770364278645092532011-05-16T21:03:00.000-07:002011-05-16T21:06:23.287-07:00harpitnas<em>di saat hari kejepit nasional, banyak pelajar yang memutuskan untuk meliburkan diri..</em><br /><br /><em>via sms</em><br /><strong>kinan:</strong> bilangin aku izin ya!<br /><strong>yukeu:</strong> loh, bukannya sekarang libur ya o_o?<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> oh. libur ya ._.<br /><strong>yukeu:</strong> nyoro~n<br /><br /><em>bahkan ada juga sekolah yang meliburkan dirinya.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-7477036427864509253?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-87108197576085172652011-05-08T09:17:00.001-07:002011-05-08T09:18:23.412-07:00tfr :)<i>abis ngeconfirm semua yg ngeadd</i><br /><br /><b>seseorang</b> (lewat wall)<b>:</b> TFR! :)<br /><b>uti:</b> sama2 :)<br />eh.. emg aku ngeadd ya?<br /><b>seseorang: </b>ngga<br /><b>uti: </b>kok TFR?<br /><b>seseorang:</b> loh emg kenapa?<br /><b>uti:</b> TFR kan thanks for request<br /><b>seseorang: </b>gpp dong<br /><b>uti: </b>nyoro~n (udah salah masih maksa lu -,-)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-8710819757608517265?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-70990735359119945452011-05-08T03:27:00.000-07:002011-05-16T21:09:25.777-07:00seorang alay<em>via facebook</em><br /><br /><strong>s4s4oRan9</strong> <em>(asumsikan dia alay)</em><strong>:</strong> mksh ya<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> makasih kenapa? 0,0?<br /><strong>s4s4oRan9:</strong> udah add<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> emangnya gue yang ngeadd elo? '_'<br /><strong>s4s4oRan9:</strong> loh emangnya siapa?<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> elo lah! ngapain gue ngeadd elo<br /><strong>s4s4oRan9:</strong> oh<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> mampus lo<br /><strong>s4s4oRan9:</strong> Ny0R0oooo~0o0o0o0onnN<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-7099073535911994545?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-75839878014929329732011-05-05T04:31:00.001-07:002011-05-08T09:18:41.995-07:00halaman kedua agenda ungo<b>ungo: </b>nama aku danira bunga agusti<br /><b>seseorang:</b> boleh panggil agus ga??<br /><b>ungo:</b> GA!<br /><br /><b>uti: </b>nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-7583987801492932973?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-73618025823440994202011-05-01T03:05:00.001-07:002011-05-01T03:05:30.227-07:00uti dan cacing, satnite tanpa acara<b>cacing:</b> ti, si rehan nanya lagi dimana.<br /><b>uti:</b> jawab lagi di bsm<br /><b>cacing:</b> itu mah namanya ngeboong<br /><b>uti:</b> kita lagi di bsm kok<br /><b>cacing:</b> kita lagi di depan komplek ti, makan baso.<br /><b>uti: </b>iya, di Baso Si Mas , kan<br /><b>cacing: </b>nyoro~n<br /><br /><i>beberapa saat kemudian </i><br /><br /><b>cacing:</b> dia nanya sama siapa aja<br /><b>uti: </b>jawab w/ 7 others<br /><b>cacing: </b>tapi kan kita cuma berdua ti.<br /><b>uti: </b>itung sama si mas dan pelanggannya yg lain, jadi 8 orang kan.<br /><b>cacing: </b>nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-7361802582344099420?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-4225754104279961292011-04-30T21:10:00.001-07:002011-04-30T21:15:26.401-07:00pocong!<strong>kawe:</strong> lagi apa kamu?<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> lagi gambar XD<br /><strong>kawe:</strong> pasti gambar aku ya?? *pede*<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> err.. aku lagi gambar <a href="http://twitter.com/poconggg">poconggg</a> ._.<br /><strong>kawe:</strong> nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-422575410427996129?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-46835501991645607252011-04-28T03:41:00.001-07:002011-04-28T03:45:08.497-07:00berantem<strong>kinan:</strong> iya yaudah. aku yang salah kok<br /><strong>kawe:</strong> engga ko, aku yang salah. udahlah, aku ngga mau main salah-salahan.<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> oke, emang kamu yang salah '_'<br /><strong>kawe:</strong> nyoro~n<br /><br /><strong>kawe:</strong> iyadeh, yaudah. kamu aja yang salah.<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> LOH? kok aku? enak aja. KAMU!<br /><strong>kawe:</strong> oke-oke, kamu.<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-4683550199164560725?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-41094325976726921892011-04-28T03:38:00.001-07:002011-04-28T03:41:23.771-07:00kado<strong>kinan:</strong> aris-kun hey aris-kun, sebentar lagi kamu ulang taun, mau kado apa?<br /><strong>aris:</strong> anak '_'<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> nyoro~n<br /><br /><br />happy birthday aris-kun! 27/04<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-4109432597672692189?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-54473471257171730662011-04-21T12:06:00.000-07:002011-04-21T12:06:22.709-07:00APA???!<b>cacing:</b> ti, beliin kondom lah talangin dulu ntar digantiin<br /><b>uti: </b>KONDOM??!<br /><b>cacing:</b> iya, kondom. <br /><b>uti:</b> wah parah maneh cing. awas kalo sampai ngelakuin.<br /><b>cacing: </b>ha? ih bukannnn<br /><b>uti: </b>oh buat bikin balon?<br /><b>cacing: </b>ih kondom hp sinting<br /><b>uti:</b> nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-5447347125717173066?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-67614598437277894242011-04-18T16:35:00.001-07:002011-04-20T03:42:16.411-07:00tiduri!<b>kinan:</b> *yawn* ngantu~k<br /><b>athar:</b> ris, peliharaan lu ngantuk tuh..<br /><b>aris:</b> ya tidurin thar '_'<br /><b>kinan + athar:</b> nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-6761459843727789424?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-57445674754051142132011-04-18T16:30:00.000-07:002011-04-19T00:32:54.021-07:00ayo pergi!<b>aris:</b> ayo berangkat, udah ga ada yang ketinggalan?<br /><b>kinan:</b> engga ada! *excited*<br /><b>aris:</b> terus ngapain kamu bawa dot?<br /><b>kinan:</b> nyoro~n itu tempat minum ._.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-5744567475405114213?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-74292591922179900902011-04-14T18:50:00.000-07:002011-04-14T18:54:25.382-07:00matamu!<b>kinan:</b> aris kun hey aris kun, kenapa ya aku kalo parkir motor ga pernah lurus?<div><b>aris:</b> soalnya mata kamu silindris '_'</div><div><b>kinan</b>: (<< silindris 3/4, minus 2, mata bolor) nyoro~n</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-7429259192217990090?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-64299782850735838112011-03-17T07:20:00.000-07:002011-03-17T07:20:52.484-07:00nusukdi rumah ada pembantu baru. asal jawa.<br /><br /><b>nyokapnya uti: </b>mba, yg ini yg paling kecil. namanya uti.<br /><b>mba yanti:</b> ooh... kelas berapa ?<br /><b>nyokapnya uti: </b>kelas 2 sma.<br /><b>mba yanti: </b>sma ya hmm...<br />kalo anak sma di bandung emang sekecil anak smp ya...<br /><b>uti:</b> *JLEB<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-6429978285073583811?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-65191736612199240382011-03-13T13:23:00.000-07:002011-03-13T13:23:38.776-07:00berdoa sebelum makan: masih berlanjut<i>pas lagi di restoran</i><br /><br /><b>uti: </b>makaaaann!!<br /><b>nyokapnya uti: </b>berdoa dulu dong uti.<br /><b>uti: </b>kalo berdoa ntar makanannya jadi lemak!<br /><b>nyokapnya uti:</b> nyoro~n (anak gue dapet darimana info musyrik kayak gitu)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-6519173661219924038?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-64667462385991436352011-02-18T02:27:00.000-08:002011-02-18T02:27:51.031-08:00berdoa sebelum makan<b>teteh:</b> cing, kalo sebelum makan tuh harus berdoa dulu. ntar makannya diambil setan lho. pantesan weh kamu badannya kerempeng gini.<br /><b>ungo: </b>berarti aku kalo mau kurus ntar pas mau makan jgn berdoa dong?<br /><b>cacing & teteh:</b> nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-6466746238599143635?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-51681850993042042102011-02-14T20:26:00.001-08:002011-02-14T20:29:39.451-08:00pindah rumah?<strong>kinan:</strong> jadi gara-gara renovasi kita pindah rumah?<br /><strong>nyokapnya kinan:</strong> iya<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> pindah kemana? *exited*<br /><strong>nyokapnya kinan:</strong> ke wisma yang ada di seberang rumah kita.<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> nyoro~n (apa pindahnya coba..)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-5168185099304204210?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-25530560182319154382011-02-04T05:43:00.001-08:002011-02-04T05:43:05.881-08:00timeline<b>vani: </b>eh ada artis luar negri gitu ngeretweet gue<br /><b>kinan + uti:</b> hooo<br /><b>vani:</b> kan lumayan buat naikin derajat twitter gue kali diliat orang huhuhu<br /><b>kinan: </b>*tiis* ntar juga timelinenya ketimpa dan menghilang<br /><b>uti: </b>nyahaha<br /><b>vani: </b>nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-2553056018231915438?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-44140749520932352722011-01-26T06:23:00.001-08:002011-01-26T06:23:45.838-08:00nama babeh kita<b>cacing: </b>di jari aku ada tulisan huruf 'A' bisa buat azhar juga loh :"><br /><b>uti: </b>yaudah deh ntar aku tulis N buat nacip di jari aku :*<br /><b>buba: </b>ai irwan gimana??<br /><b>uti + cacing: </b>sorangan wee maneh mah<br /><b>buba: </b>nyoro~n<br /><br /><b>cacing: </b>uti udh sholat azhar?<br /><b>uti:</b> belom ey. eh tadi kamu makan pake nacip ga?<br /><b>cacing: </b>makan pake... nacip?<br /><b>uti: </b>nasi.<br /><b>cacing + buba: </b>nyoro~n (maksa bgt sih ti)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-4414074952093235272?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-51551060324965851852011-01-22T06:09:00.000-08:002011-01-22T06:09:02.391-08:00ganteng ya?!<i>lagi makan mie ayam</i><br /><br /><b>cacing:</b> utiiii, bian ganteng banget yaaa :( *nunjukkin foto Y!M bian di SHmessenger*<br /><b>uti: </b>*tiis* ganteng darimana, foto penyek gitu<br /><b>cacing:</b> *keselek*<br /><br /><i>catatan: kalo ganti foto lewat SHmessenger, biasanya foto yang width sama height nya ga sama bakal kepenyek jadi sama.</i><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-5155106032496585185?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-58033960115415328172011-01-20T08:00:00.000-08:002011-01-20T08:04:55.393-08:00belajar dulu!<strong>kinan:</strong> ibuuu.. modemnya dimanaa?<br /><strong>nyokapnya kinan:</strong> buat apa?<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> internetan~<br /><strong>nyokapnya kinan:</strong> hee, belajar dulu baru internetan!<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> he? ah mending tidur lagi~ *ngacir*<br /><strong>nyokapnya kinan:</strong> ... nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-5803396011541532817?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-48197871822101925672011-01-16T00:21:00.000-08:002011-01-16T00:21:03.865-08:00aing pisan<b>ibnu:</b> ti pang cariin cewe laaah<br /><b>uti:</b> mau yg kaya gmn?<br /><b>ibnu: </b>yg putih, sipit, rambut panjang<br /><b>uti: </b>aing pisan<br /><b>ibnu:</b> tapi maneh pendek ti<br /><b>uti: </b>nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-4819787182210192567?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-20054756845642815222011-01-15T06:58:00.001-08:002011-01-15T06:58:33.807-08:00berharga...<b>seseorang:</b> ti, maneh gtau satu hal ttg maneh<br /><b>uti: </b>naon kitu?<br /><b>seseorang: </b>maneh gatau maneh teh berharga...<br /><b>uti: </b>wah?? anjir baru kali ini lah ada cowo yg ngomong kalo urng teh berharga buat dia<br /><b>seseorang:</b> can salesei ai sia<br /><b>uti: </b>eh naon kitu?<br /><b>seseorang:</b> enya maneh teh berharga... serebu<br /><b>uti: </b>nyoro~n (<i>anjing</i>)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-2005475684564281522?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-24888047985534722102011-01-14T07:24:00.000-08:002011-01-14T07:28:13.157-08:00banana boat<strong>seseorang:</strong> lo pake lipbalm sekarang?<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> iye<br /><strong>seseorang:</strong> merknya apa?<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> banana boat<br /><strong>seseorang:</strong> ...<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> kenapa?<br /><strong>seseorang:</strong> kagak, gue kebayang aja banana boat ditempelin ke mulut lo :D<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-2488804798553472210?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-18118949895496652032011-01-08T22:07:00.000-08:002011-01-08T22:07:10.779-08:00pvj atau cfd?<i>via Y!M</i><br /><br /><b>dera: </b>ti, bsk ikut cfd oke! :)<br /><b>uti: </b>oke!<br /><br /><i>besoknya</i><br /><br /><b>uti: </b>sori lama nunggu<br /><b>dera:</b> anjir si ieu oge sama.<br /><b>uti:</b> apaan?<br /><b>dera: </b>mararaneh (yg cewe) mau ke cfd atau pvj sih?<br /><b>uti: </b>emg kenapa gitu?<br /><b>dera:</b> eta penampilan jiga rek hang out !<br /><b>semua cewe yg ada disitu: </b>nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-1811894989549665203?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-24732345670886078612011-01-08T20:37:00.000-08:002011-01-08T20:40:00.493-08:00pertama kalinya kinan dikira anak SMP<strong>kinan:</strong> les gambar ato les pelajaran ya?<br /><strong>jante:</strong> les gambar aja, les pelajaran mah entar aja SMA, pelajaran SMA susah.<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> he? iya susah, aku aja keteteran IPA-nya.<br /><strong>jante:</strong> keteteran gimana?<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> iya, IPA aku jelek. ga bakat IPA tapi masuk IPA nyahahaha..<br /><strong>jante:</strong> eh tunggu, kamu teh SMP ato SMA?<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-2473234567088607861?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-90097693108147733372011-01-07T08:23:00.001-08:002011-01-08T22:08:49.241-08:00berarti dia...<b>seseorang: </b>jadi karehan udh jauhin kamu?<br /><b>uti:</b> iya...<br /><b>seseorang:</b> terus deketny sama siapa?<br /><b>uti: </b>yaa sama anak2 komplek lah, kayak si dera, satria, dkk.<br /><b>seseorang: </b>oh gitu.<br /><b>uti:</b> menurut kamu gimana?<br /><b>seseorang:</b> menurut aku dia h*mo.<br /><b>uti: </b>nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-9009769310814773337?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-54718777233375528242011-01-06T19:25:00.000-08:002011-01-06T19:29:05.075-08:00butuh pulsaaa<strong>jante:</strong> tumben sms..<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> lg berasa kaya buang-buang pulsa<br /><strong>jante:</strong> oh gitu? tp pulsanya dong seribuu aja...<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> oke oke<br /><br /><em>beberapa saat kemudian..</em><br /><br /><strong>kinan:</strong> eh, jan..<br /><strong>jante:</strong> apa? udah belum?<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> kita beda operator<br /><strong>jante:</strong> nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-5471877723337552824?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-37088032724971817982010-12-26T04:18:00.001-08:002010-12-26T04:18:51.544-08:00susu<b>uti: </b>azis minta susu ultra~<br /><b>azis: </b>sok buat kamu aja semuanya<br /><br /><i>beberapa saat kemudian</i><br /><br /><b>arbie:</b> nyari apa ti?<br /><b>uti:</b> nyari susu~<br /><b>arbie:</b> susu sapa?<br /><b>uti: </b>ya susu aku atuh<br /><b>arbie: </b>loh itu ada dua nempel kan<br /><b>uti: </b>nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-3708803272497181798?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-59628181029611851312010-12-25T09:04:00.000-08:002010-12-25T09:04:33.271-08:00ayah yg baik<b>buba: </b>utiii aku lg deket sama danil loh <3<br /><b>uti:</b> ha? kudanil?<br /><b>buba: </b>DANIL kampret<br /><b>uti:</b> nyoro~n<br /><br /><b>uti: </b>danil tuh sopo?<br /><b>buba: </b>temen sebangkunya ega<br /><b>uti: </b>ooh.. bagus deh, dapet pacar juga kau<br /><b>cacing: </b>eh tapi kasian tau, ayahnya udh meninggal<br /><b>uti:</b> hmm<br /><b>cacing:</b> ba, kamu harus jadi pacar yg baik buat dia<br /><b>uti: </b>*tiis* ba, kamu harus jadi ayah yg baik buat dia<br /><b>buba & cacing: </b>nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-5962818102961185131?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-57648138204783202852010-12-20T04:29:00.001-08:002011-01-08T22:08:52.894-08:00tidak bisa hamil<b>seseorang: </b>ti kalo umur 40 taun bisa hamil?<br /><b>uti: </b>bisa.<br /><b>seseorang:</b> kalo 19 taun?<br /><b>uti:</b> bisa kayaknya.<br /><b>seseorang: </b>kalo 7 taun?<br /><b>uti: </b>ya engga atuh, kan masih kecil.<br /><b>seseorang: </b>oh brarti kalo gue mau berhubungan intim harus pas umur gue 7 taun. ah nyesel gue.<br /><b>uti: </b>TOLOL<br /><b>seseorang: </b>nyoro~n :3<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-5764813820478320285?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-17942598255348132982010-12-16T21:12:00.000-08:002010-12-21T20:19:54.643-08:00yang pertama11 desember, 22.30<br /><br /><b>kinan:</b> sayang sayang, aku mau kamu jadi yang pertama yang ngucapin selamet ulang taun ke aku.<br /><b>kawe:</b> hoo.. gitu yah. SELAMAT ULTAH SAYANG!<br /><b>kinan: </b>BELOM.<br /><b>kawe: </b>oh, belum yah..<br /><b>kinan:</b> nyoro~n<br /><br />12 desember, 00.01<br /><br /><b>suu: </b>happy birthday kinan kawuryan darmastuti!<br /><b>kinan: </b>makasih ya~<br /><br />12 desember, 00.31<br /><br /><b>uti: </b>HBD mydamnbelovedfake sister, kinan!<br /><b>kinan: </b>makasih yaaa~ ah, kawe belum ngucapin ;_;<br /><br />12 desember, 03.19<br /><br /><b>kawe: </b>selamat nambah umur jadi yang ke 16 ya sayangku!<br /><b>kinan:</b> ... nyoro~n.. ah setidaknya dia ngucapin :*<br /><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#3333ff;">KIKI CHAN IS </span><span style="font-size:180%;color:#3333ff;"><strike>GETTING OLDER</strike> </span><span style="font-size:180%;color:#3333ff;">ALREADY 16 NOW. YAY~!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-1794259825534813298?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-47020321115054669602010-12-14T04:24:00.001-08:002011-01-08T22:09:42.768-08:00minum susu basi<b>seseorang:</b> gue minum susu ultra basi tadi.. bakal mati gak ya...?<br /><b>uti:</b> semua org bakal mati sih pastinya<br /><b>seseorang:</b> HAH YG MINUM SUSU BASI GUE DOANG KOK JADI SEMUA ORG YG MATI?<br /><b>uti:</b> he?<br /><b>seseorang:</b> oh tuhan apa yg udh gue perbuat??? gue harus ngpain :'(<br /><b>uti:</b> ... guoblok<br /><b>seseorang:</b> nyoro~n :3<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-4702032111505466960?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-85106301964640227102010-12-10T19:14:00.000-08:002010-12-12T20:34:00.811-08:00pang bilangin<b>uti: </b>ok darl now you get what you want<br /><b>kinan:</b> thank you shawty :*<br />eh btw lu pergi sama karehan?<br /><b>uti: </b>yes. kenape?<br /><b>kinan: </b>bilangin ke dia kalo gue bukan kelinci beol berhape.<br /><b>uti: </b>percakapan <a href="http://nyoronhumu.blogspot.com/2010/12/kinan-itu.html">di bawah </a>cuma buatan gue kali, nan -,-"<br /><b>kinan: </b>gpp. kali aja dia mikirnya gue kelinci beol berhape beneran.<br /><b>uti:</b> nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-8510630196464022710?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-78042891614044148782010-12-10T19:12:00.000-08:002011-01-08T22:09:45.898-08:00kinan itu...<b>uti:</b> mas, anterin ke pvj yuk<br /><b>karehan:</b> ngpain?<br /><b>uti: </b>beli kado buat si kinan.<br /><b>karehan: </b>oh boleh boleh. dimananya?<br /><b>uti: </b>di petshop.<br /><b>karehan:</b> ...?<br />kinan itu nama kelinci yg ada di rumahnya si papah ya?<br /><b>uti: </b>nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-7804289161404414878?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-9679342012637720412010-12-10T00:17:00.000-08:002010-12-10T00:17:02.040-08:00KARTU<b>uti: </b>UDAH WEEE BOBOGOHAN JIG JEUNG KARTU TONG JEUNG URNG<br /><b>heri: </b>oke sayang :)<br /><b>uti:</b> pegat ya!<br /><b>heri: </b>oke cinta :)<br /><b>uti: </b>anyeng<br /><b>heri: </b>heh kamu tehh jaga omongan. kenapa kamu teh?<br /><b>uti: </b>da kamu mah dibilangin putus teh gitu ih :'(<br /><b>heri:</b> kan kamu yg nyuruh jadi aku turutin aja<br /><b>uti:</b> jadi beneran ini teh?<br /><b>heri:</b> gimana kamu aja sayaaaang<br /><b>uti: </b>ah bercumbulah sana dgn kartu<br /><b>heri: </b>ih aku cuman bercanda sayang<br /><b>uti:</b> nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-967934201263772041?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-51510862212590246102010-12-09T22:34:00.000-08:002010-12-09T22:34:48.121-08:00JAGA SLALU!<b>nyokapnya uti: </b>kaauuu slalu jaga hatimuuuuww<br /><b>uti: </b>JAGA SLALU<br /><b>nyokapnya uti: </b>oh iya iya<br />kauuu slalu jaga...<br /><b>uti: </b>JAGA SLALU YAAMPUN<br /><b>nyokapnya uti: </b>err...<br />...<br />KAUUUU SLALU JAGA HATIIIMUUU<br /><b>uti:</b> nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-5151086221259024610?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-47897283180902759822010-11-29T02:57:00.000-08:002010-11-29T02:57:39.213-08:00ohaha 3<b>bapaknya teh anggita:</b> temenny rehan?<br /><b>uti: </b>iyaa *ngangguk*<br /><b>bapaknya teh anggita:</b> hmm kelas berapa?<br /><b>uti:</b> kelas 2 om<br /><b>bapaknya teh anggita: </b>ooh... masih kelas 2<br /><b>uti:</b> *ngangguk2 mantap*<br /><b>bapaknya teh anggita: </b>smpnya dimana?<br /><b>uti: </b>2 sma om<br /><b>bapaknya teh anggita:</b> ohaha... abis badannya kecil.<br /><b>uti:</b> aku tahu.<br /><br /><i>nyoro~n</i><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-4789728318090275982?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-25531114319298212192010-11-26T17:38:00.000-08:002010-11-26T17:52:51.331-08:00suit!<strong>sophie:</strong> TETEEEEEH.. aku kalah suit sama orang jepang jadi gak daper kertas origami!<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> uoh.. sabar ya, ntar aku suitin kalo dapet aku kasih ke kamu.<br /><strong>sophie:</strong> ah, teteh mah gamungkin menang, tadi aja suit sama aku kalah!<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> ... nyoro~n!! kita liat saja!<br /><br /><em>15 menit kemudian</em><br /><br /><strong>kinan:</strong> aku dapet! nyahahaha!!<br /><strong>sophie:</strong> aaaah~ teteh buat aku origaminya! kan udah janji!<br /><strong>kinan:</strong> gak! tadi kamu ngedoain aku gak menang! wek! *kabur*<br /><strong>sophie:</strong> ;_; nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-2553111431929821219?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-74158888845607570242010-11-20T17:37:00.003-08:002010-11-20T17:39:45.347-08:00ohaha 2<b>mba2 counter hp: </b>de kelas berapa?<br /><b>uti: </b>*suara sok manis* kelas 2 mba<br /><b>mba2 counter hp:</b> kelas 2... hmm smp?<br /><b>uti: </b>sma mba<br /><b>mba2 counter hp: </b>ohahaha... baby face sih... maaf ya<br /><b>uti: </b>gpp. udh sering digituin<br /><b>mba2 counter hp: </b>nyoro~n<br /><br /><i>nyoro~n!!!!</i><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-7415888884560757024?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-55340728716333010332010-11-17T23:30:00.000-08:002010-11-20T17:39:25.269-08:00usaha dong!<b>kinan:</b> huweeee punggung aku gatel nih!<br /><b>suu: </b>garuk.<br /><b>kinan: </b>susah!<br /><b>suu: </b>usaha.<br /><b>kinan: </b>... nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-5534072871633301033?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-34395083545862772392010-11-08T17:43:00.000-08:002010-11-17T23:41:24.988-08:00ayah kami berbeda..<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">kinan:</span> ti, tau gak.. bokap gue gaul..<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">uti:</span> he? kenapa?<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">kinan:</span> gini ceritanya...<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">kinan:</span> *kentut dengan santai*<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">bokapnya kinan:</span> hih!<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">kinan:</span> ehehe..<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">bokapnya kinan:</span> ih nyoron!<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">kinan:</span> lho?? nyoro~n..<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">uti:</span> uoh.. dia tau nyoro~n?<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">kinan:</span> iyelah..<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">uti:</span> kalo bokap gue mungkin gini jadinya..<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">uti:</span> *kentut dengan santai*<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">bokapnya uti:</span> hih!<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">uti:</span> ehehe.. nyoro~n<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">bokapnya uti:</span> kamu ngomongin si anjing lagi (uti pernah punya anjing namanya nyoron)<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">uti:</span> ...<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">uti:</span> ato kaya gini..<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">uti:</span> *kentut dengan santai*<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">bokapnya uti:</span> hih!<br />uti: ehehe.. nyoro~n<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">bokapnya uti:</span> ngorong?<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">uti:</span> ...<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">kinan:</span> '_'<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">uti:</span> '_'<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-3439508354586277239?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-39959581744320978702010-10-30T14:25:00.001-07:002010-10-30T14:25:28.598-07:00usaha pengecilan betis #3<b>vani: </b>lele... ntar abis lebaran kita kecilin betis yuuk... bakar lemak<br /><b>uti: </b>oke van.<br /><br /><i>abis lebaran</i><br /><b>vani: </b>ayo le, jadi gak bakar lemak?<br /><b>uti: </b>hee...? uangnya udh dipake buat beli makan :3<br /><b>vani: </b>nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-3995958174432097870?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-82094138106050362382010-10-25T04:24:00.001-07:002010-12-22T03:09:09.001-08:00cuma di perut<b>seseorang:</b> kiki chan hey kiki chan! kamu agak gemukan yah sekarang..<br /><b>kinan:</b> *antusias* wah! benarkah!?<br /><b>seseorang:</b> iya, tuh perut kamu makin buncit<br /><b>kinan:</b> nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-8209413810605036238?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-72883428442098898932010-10-22T21:31:00.001-07:002010-10-23T03:34:18.695-07:00mengalihkan pembicaraan<b>nyokapnya uti: </b>uti... kamu tuh jgn main komputer terus, cuci bajunyaa<br /><b>uti: </b>iyaaa...<br /><b>nyokapnya uti: </b>kan besok sekolah gimana sih<br /><b>uti: </b>besok kan minggu bun.<br /><b>nyokapnya uti: </b>kamu jgn suka kenalan sama orang di facebook ya ntar diculik<br /><b>uti: </b>nyoro~n (D-DIA NGALIHIN PEMBICARAAN)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-7288342844209889893?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-11813959912566508492010-10-22T20:43:00.001-07:002010-10-22T21:31:48.574-07:00lagi-lagi!<i>di acara nikahan</i><br /><br /><b>temennya bokapnya uti: </b>uti skrg udh besar yaa...<br /><b>uti:</b> iya hehehe *senyum sok manis*<br /><b>temennya bokapnya uti: </b>skrg kelas berapa?<br /><b>uti:</b> kelas 2 tante<br /><b>temennya bokapnya uti: </b>ooh...2 es em...<br /><b>uti: </b>kelas 2 sma ya tante.<br /><b>temennya bokapnya uti: </b>ohaha kirain masih kelas 2smp...<br />abis baby face sih...<br /><b>uti:</b> ...<br /><i>NYORO~N!</i><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-1181395991256650849?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-29467871901186036402010-10-21T23:27:00.000-07:002010-10-21T23:30:39.562-07:00bayangan<span style="font-style: italic;">kinan baru bangun pagi-pagi</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">kinan:</span> loh.. ko babeh udah pulang dari banjarmasin? bukannya besok ya?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">bokapnya kinan:</span> ah.. ini cuma bayangan doang kok.. ini hanya imajinasimu saja.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">kinan: </span>nyoro~n (gue bukan anak kecil lagi beh)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-2946787190118603640?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-7661742518520881352010-10-21T22:45:00.000-07:002010-10-25T04:32:26.050-07:00beda angkatan<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">athar:</span> nan.. lu dulu les di GO? kapan?<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">kinan:</span> iye.. pas gue kelas 3 smp<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">athar:</span> woh.. gue juga pas kelas 3.. kok kita gak ketemu ya?<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">kinan: </span>oh iya? wah.. gue gapernah liat lo.<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">kinan</span>: eh.. tunggu tunggu.. KITA KAN BEDA ANGKATAN!<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">athar:</span> ohhaha iya ya.. nyoro~n<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">kinan:</span> nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-766174251852088135?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kaninhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365656811411288091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-44434392234448959972010-10-16T06:02:00.000-07:002010-10-16T06:03:11.353-07:00internet<b>uti:</b> bun, internetnya gak jalan ih<br /><b>nyokapnya uti: </b>wah serius?<br /><b>uti:</b> iyaaa<br /><b>nyokapnya uti: </b>aneh... internet kan harusnya gapunya kaki<br /><b>uti: </b>nyoro~n<br /><br /><i>5 menit kemudian</i><br /><br /><b>uti: </b>serius bun, internetnya gak jalan<br /><b>nyokapnya uti:</b> rusak kali<br /><b>uti: </b>terus gmn dong?<br /><b>nyokapnya uti: </b>ya ga gimana2 '_'<br /><b>uti:</b> nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-4443439223444895997?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-60622398876698949642010-10-16T05:59:00.000-07:002010-10-16T05:59:09.404-07:00gue... gue...<i>(via sms)</i><br /><br /><b>uti: </b>kinan ;_;<br /><b>kinan: </b>knapa nak?<br /><b>uti: </b>huwee... gue...<br /><b>kinan: </b>iya kenapa?<br /><b>uti: </b>hiks... humuweeeee :-((<br /><b>kinan:</b>KENAPA??<br /><b>uti: </b>gue cantik '_'<br /><b>kinan: </b>nyoro~n<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-6062239887669894964?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1336706754662923656.post-58112588854919584682010-10-15T04:23:00.001-07:002010-10-15T04:23:34.439-07:00perang<b>uti: </b>gandeng maneh PETET!<br /><b>yanus</b>: lo juga petet!<br /><b>uti:</b> lo cina!<br /><b>yanus:</b> lo juga cina!<br /><b>uti</b>: lo putih!<br /><b>yanus:</b> lo item '_'<br /><b>uti:</b> *gampar wajah yanus bolak-balik*<br />NYORO~n!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1336706754662923656-5811258885491958468?l=nyoronhumu.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Utihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10609886762404010069noreply@blogger.com0